comedian Bert Kreischer he is not known to hold anything back.
The 53-year-old funnyman appeared next door Bunny Xo on Sunday, January 4, her episode Podcast “Mute Blonde”. to talk about all things sex and weight loss. As expected, things got a little TMI between them.
Bert spoke highly of his wife, Lee Ann Kreischerbut he did offer some pretty intimate details about what goes on behind closed doors.
“LeeAnn is going to kill me. I told her. I said, ‘Yo, porn just didn’t do it for me.’ I think it’s because she’s so authentically her and the things that turned me on,” Bert explained. “I said, ‘Hey, I need close-up pictures of your body parts. For me.” … So I have a hidden folder, and it’s just pictures. You can’t see LeeAnn’s face, but it’s pictures of parts of her body.”
Jelly Roll explained why she didn’t use GLP-1 before she lost nearly 300 pounds on her weight loss journey. “I just remember everybody telling me GLP-1, or taking Ozempic or Mounjaro, ‘Listen, it’s going to hurt your stomach a little bit,'” Jelly Roll, 41, shared in a new Men’s Health profile published Friday (…)
Bert said it has become an inside joke between the married couple, noting that they send each other a feather emoji when they talk about sex.
“I didn’t think I was attracted to someone like LeeAnn,” he admitted. “When I stripped with her for the first time, I had never experienced this feeling. I don’t know if it makes complete sense, but I felt like she was sharing a secret with me. I felt that she hadn’t stripped with many people. That energy, I liked it.”
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Her weight loss of 20 lbs
Bert revealed it Mounjaro has starteda popular weight loss drug that is primarily used to treat diabetes, and that “drops 20 pounds in two weeks.” The comedian explained that his “spark is gone” in his life because he can no longer eat.
“The side effects are aggressive. I had a huge fight with (19-year-old daughter) Ila and Leanne, like a three-way fight. They were in the car,” he said. “She’s just a talking head for Leanne. Whatever Leanne says, she says, ‘You’ve got to listen to mum. She has all the answers, Dad.” I say, “She doesn’t have all the answers.”
Elsewhere in the episode, Bert said that the Mounjaro “incited a physical illness” within him.
“I couldn’t tell if I got sick or if it was the medicine that made me sick. I’ve always had a weird thing about closing my throat,” she said. “I threw up violently at LAX. I don’t think it was Mounjaro. I don’t know what it was.”
A unique BDSM experience
Bert recalled working with a dominatrix for a TV show, where she was paid $13,000 per episode. I was dating LeeAnn at the time of this experience.
“She got me totally naked,” he recalled. “He tortured my ba***, c***, everything.”
Bert admitted he was “not into it at all”, but was briefly turned on when he rubbed himself inside a latex suit.
“The safe word was marshmallow. She made me a thing at the end, and I said, ‘Marshmallow,'” he recalled. “She said, ‘It shouldn’t hurt.’ I said, ‘No, I think I’m really getting turned on and I don’t want to be turned on.’
Reflecting on his sex life
Bert said he only slept with “six chicks” before he married his wife.
“I don’t think I felt comfortable having sex with anyone until the end,” he said, telling his listeners that he will often thank his wife “for letting me be who I am in bed.”
Thoughts before having sex
The comedian said he was 14 when he “wanted” to have sex for the first time.
“(At) 15. I’m like, ‘Okay anytime.’ At 16, I’m like, ‘Maybe I’m gay.’ Why isn’t this happening? What’s going on,” he said. “At 17 I met a girl and I knew she’d had sex. So I said, ‘OK, that’s a possibility’. We started going out.”
Losing her virginity
“The first time I had sex, it was so bad that I wasn’t doing it with anyone else unless I really trusted them,” Bert revealed, noting that she was 17 when she lost her virginity.
Bert shouted experience a “crap nightmare” in general
“After that, I started having anxiety attacks. I said, ‘I have AIDS.’ I got her pregnant. I’m not ready to be a father. I’m never going to do that again,” he continued. “So I waited another, probably two years to have sex.”
The craziest thing he’s done naked
When it comes to the most pocket-friendly thing the comedian has done without clothes, Berg explained that he “went down a slide and slid naked and ‘cut my ass.’
“I took a *** in a pizza box to win an election in college, and it worked,” he added of his shirtless exploits. “I won the election, A, and then B, it was written Rolling Stone and it became folklore”.
When he was a freshman at Florida State University, Bert got stripped.
“I’m in the group of guys that never bothered me, right,” he said. “Now I almost have a problem with it.”
His experiences with drugs
It’s been years Bert has used cocaineexcept his wife almost let him do it at a party once.
“She said, ‘Yeah, I’m not your mom… But listen, if you do, you can’t go home tonight,'” he recalled. “I haven’t made coke, oh my god, since I’ve lived in New York, I think.”
He added: “I really enjoyed it, but the next day was really hard for me. Crazy. I don’t think I could ever do it again, just knowing what the next day was. I don’t think I could enjoy it knowing that this is coming.”